Chapter 4 - "more legs?"
He ran along the path. Dragons following him. He wasn’t expecting the ogres in front of him. He shot one with his bow. Stabbed one with his sword and continued. Knowing that ogres are slow. He spotted the baby dragon. It was just born and the momma wasn’t happy that Kolom was there but she took after the other dragons first. He cut off the baby’s ears and it sisters and brothers and filled the jar. He turned around and he went though one ogre's legs and the others forearms. He made it though the battle of dragons. (Which I don’t want to explain. Hint: to gross)
The ogres followed him though. He went through the woods branches whipping at his face. He saw his home turned and just missed a huge boulder. He made it inside and right as he closed the door Mermai said, “Quickly eat all them! Then go and fetch some Mad Ogre Eye. There were ogres’ right outside so all he had to do is get passed their legs and arms and mouth and he is fine. Kolom started out the door and there was an ogre eye right there, but a there was a catch, he was not mad. The one behind was. So, he kicked the eye and the ogre moved he ran straight for the other one and he dove passed the arm climbed up the smelly, pink, legs. Yeah he definitely wasn’t thinking about those legs in a sexy way.
Anyway, he kicked the crouch to put the hands somewhere else then on him. Kolom crawled up the shirt and got to the face he got out his bow and stuck it in the opened mouth to keep it opened. He clawed up the nose and cut out the eyes. Mermai came out and said, “Eat them with the blood still on them.” He did and then they just left. Without even looking back. He dropped down.
Later on in the year he married to a beautiful woman. (he was always thinking about those legs of hers too) next >>>
